Again???

Well, Big Baby and I are house-sitting again. This time it's for Agent J and his wifey-poo, Wow while they drive to a dry and barren land to rescue The Misplaced Texas Android. This guy needs to come home. He hasn't had a booger made of righteous Randle dust for a year now. That's very sad.
Right at this minute, I'm beating back little children for fifteen dollars. Arg.
I'm sure you're wondering if I'll finish the story or not. I will, I will but not this time. I'm really not in the mood. If I tried to add to it now, it would probably get really stupid. So I'm delaying for your sake. Please don't thank me.
Yikes these kids are...oh what word shall I use...trying? I really really want to be somewhere else now. I think I'm getting too old for babysiting. It's not fun anymore.
Well, it's time to duck tape some small ones and take a nap now. Ta ta.